Linux Jokes
Fatal Error: Found MS-Windows System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux...
"Linux, DOS, Vista -- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly"
Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
"Microsoft: ""You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
"Linux, because we don't need no steenkin' Blue Screen of Death!"
Computers are like air conditioners -- they stop working properly if you open WINDOWS
"The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog"
Microsoft gives you Windows... Linux gives you the whole house.
Going from DOS to Linux is like trading a glider for an F117.
Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. Linux is the answer.
Never trust an operating system you don't have sources for.
Type cat vmlinuz > /dev/audio to hear the Voice of God.
Linux, for people who want to know why their computer works.
Linux: The choice of a new generation.
In the land of Linux, if you listen hard at night you can hear the whirr of Windows machines rebooting.
Linux; because a 486 is a terrible thing to waste.
Linux... better than a sports drink... it doesn't make you crash after an hour.
Good evening Mr. Gates, I will be your server this evening.