Linux Jokes

[Linda_Donohue]

Linux Jokes
Fatal Error: Found MS-Windows System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux...

"Linux, DOS, Vista -- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly"

Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.

"Microsoft: ""You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

"Linux, because we don't need no steenkin' Blue Screen of Death!"

Computers are like air conditioners -- they stop working properly if you open WINDOWS

"The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog"

Microsoft gives you Windows... Linux gives you the whole house.

Going from DOS to Linux is like trading a glider for an F117.

Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. Linux is the answer.

Never trust an operating system you don't have sources for.

Type cat vmlinuz > /dev/audio to hear the Voice of God.

Linux, for people who want to know why their computer works.

Linux: The choice of a new generation.

In the land of Linux, if you listen hard at night you can hear the whirr of Windows machines rebooting.

Linux; because a 486 is a terrible thing to waste.

Linux... better than a sports drink... it doesn't make you crash after an hour.

Good evening Mr. Gates, I will be your server this evening.