windows jokes

[Gabriel_Pantoja]

1 In a world without walls and fences - who needs windows and gates?!
2 Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you open Windows.
3 My SPARCstation has air condition. No need to open windows.
4 Windows means "Work is never done on Windows systems"
5 Customer: I'm running Windows 95...
Helpdesk: Yes...
Customer: ...and now my computer stopped working!
Helpdesk: Yes, you already said that.
6 Never trust an operating system you don't have sources for.
7 "Windows for dummies", another term of "this sentence no verb"
8 Microsoft broke Volkswagen's world record: Volkswagen only made 22 million bugs!
9 IBM creates Operating Systems - MS-DOSn't
10 Have you reinstalled your Windows today?
11How do you fix all Windows bugs at once?
1. mke2fs /dev/sda1
2. deltree /y \