more windows jokes

[Gabriel_Pantoja]

Why did Microsoft give the name "Windows" to its operating software?

If you had so many bugs, you would throw it out the window too!


Tech Support: "Do you have any windows open right now?"

Customer: "Are you crazy woman, it's twenty below outside ..."


Customer: "How much do Windows cost?"

Tech Support: "Windows costs about $100."

Customer: "Oh, that's kind of expensive. Can I buy just one window?"


Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works.

Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.

DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work.

Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work.


This is Linux land. In silent nights you can hear the Windows machines rebooting.