A network walks into church, looking to be [b]console[/b]d. Goes over to a priest to confess his [b]syns[/b]:
I've been a [b]sore sport[/b], and I [b]envy RAM[/b].
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networking jokes thread
by Kayla Smith on Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:16 am
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Re: networking jokes thread
by Rich Simms on Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:33 pm
Kayla, We need that one you told in class, I can't remember it but it was great!
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Re: networking jokes thread
by Greg Earthman on Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:30 pm
Q: What did the Cisco router say to the linux box that was doing ipforwarding?
A: ACK!!!
A: ACK!!!
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Re: networking jokes thread
by Tyler Bahn on Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:51 pm
Not exactly a networking joke but...
[url=http://xkcd.com/149/][img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/sandwich.png[/img][/url]
From http://xkcd.com/
[url=http://xkcd.com/149/][img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/sandwich.png[/img][/url]
From http://xkcd.com/
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Re: networking jokes thread
by Kayla Smith on Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:11 pm
[quote="Rich Simms"]Kayla, We need that one you told in class, I can't remember it but it was great![/quote]
1. How is a bad route like a good beer? Both have a lot of hops.
2. Which interfaces like basketball? New York NICs.
1. How is a bad route like a good beer? Both have a lot of hops.
2. Which interfaces like basketball? New York NICs.
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Re: networking jokes thread
by Kyle Rudnick on Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:21 pm
Why did the ignorant student fail to login to opus?
Shift happens.
Shift happens.
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Re: networking jokes thread
by Kyle Rudnick on Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:29 pm
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Faulty wireless connection.
Faulty wireless connection wh --
Who's there?
Faulty wireless connection.
Faulty wireless connection wh --
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Re: networking jokes thread
by Kayla Smith on Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:37 am
Rich, I forget how the AARP one goes...
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Re: networking jokes thread
by Rich Simms on Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:10 pm
something along the lines of .... which ARP protocol is used on older computers? 
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