[phpBB Debug] PHP Notice: in file /includes/db/dbal.php on line 110: Undefined array key "cached"
[phpBB Debug] PHP Notice: in file /includes/db/dbal.php on line 111: Undefined array key "normal"
[phpBB Debug] PHP Notice: in file /includes/db/dbal.php on line 112: Undefined array key "total"
[phpBB Debug] PHP Notice: in file /includes/session.php on line 885: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /includes/functions.php:2922)
[phpBB Debug] PHP Notice: in file /includes/session.php on line 885: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /includes/functions.php:2922)
[phpBB Debug] PHP Notice: in file /includes/session.php on line 885: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /includes/functions.php:2922)
[phpBB Debug] PHP Notice: in file /includes/functions.php on line 3391: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /includes/functions.php:2922)
[phpBB Debug] PHP Notice: in file /includes/functions.php on line 3393: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /includes/functions.php:2922)
[phpBB Debug] PHP Notice: in file /includes/functions.php on line 3394: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /includes/functions.php:2922)
[phpBB Debug] PHP Notice: in file /includes/functions.php on line 3395: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /includes/functions.php:2922)
Cabrillo College Linux Classes • View topic - networking jokes thread

networking jokes thread

UNIX/Linux Network Administration

networking jokes thread

Postby Kayla Smith on Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:16 am

A network walks into church, looking to be [b]console[/b]d. Goes over to a priest to confess his [b]syns[/b]:

I've been a [b]sore sport[/b], and I [b]envy RAM[/b].
Kayla Smith
 
Posts: 67
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:11 pm

Re: networking jokes thread

Postby Douglas Kittle on Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:04 pm

Ohhh Kayla... :|
Douglas Kittle
 
Posts: 51
Joined: Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:49 pm

Re: networking jokes thread

Postby Rich Simms on Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:33 pm

Kayla, We need that one you told in class, I can't remember it but it was great!
User avatar
Rich Simms
Site Admin
 
Posts: 640
Joined: Thu May 15, 2008 2:44 pm

Re: networking jokes thread

Postby Greg Earthman on Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:30 pm

Q: What did the Cisco router say to the linux box that was doing ipforwarding?

A: ACK!!!
Greg Earthman
 
Posts: 21
Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:34 pm

Re: networking jokes thread

Postby Tyler Bahn on Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:51 pm

Not exactly a networking joke but...

[url=http://xkcd.com/149/][img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/sandwich.png[/img][/url]
From http://xkcd.com/
Tyler Bahn
 
Posts: 18
Joined: Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:16 pm

Re: networking jokes thread

Postby Kayla Smith on Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:11 pm

[quote="Rich Simms"]Kayla, We need that one you told in class, I can't remember it but it was great![/quote]


1. How is a bad route like a good beer? Both have a lot of hops.

2. Which interfaces like basketball? New York NICs.
Kayla Smith
 
Posts: 67
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:11 pm

Re: networking jokes thread

Postby Kyle Rudnick on Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:21 pm

Why did the ignorant student fail to login to opus?

Shift happens.
Kyle Rudnick
 
Posts: 20
Joined: Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:14 pm

Re: networking jokes thread

Postby Kyle Rudnick on Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:29 pm

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Faulty wireless connection.

Faulty wireless connection wh --
Kyle Rudnick
 
Posts: 20
Joined: Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:14 pm

Re: networking jokes thread

Postby Kayla Smith on Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:37 am

Rich, I forget how the AARP one goes...
Kayla Smith
 
Posts: 67
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:11 pm

Re: networking jokes thread

Postby Rich Simms on Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:10 pm

something along the lines of .... which ARP protocol is used on older computers? :D
User avatar
Rich Simms
Site Admin
 
Posts: 640
Joined: Thu May 15, 2008 2:44 pm

Next

Return to CIS 192 - Spring 2009

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests

cron